The movement

Why PhuckPhil Exists

Phil Weiser wants Colorado's top job. We think his record deserves a closer look, and a lot less reverence.

How it started

A Sticker Shop With a Point

PhuckPhil is parody with a point. Campaign ads tell you who Phil is. We'd rather show you what he's done in public office, with sources, and sell a few stickers along the way.

[Taylor: in 2 or 3 sentences, why you started PhuckPhil. Keep it about Phil's record as a politician]

House rules

How We Play It

The Record, Not the Person

We go after decisions, policies and public statements. Nothing personal.

Every Claim Gets a Receipt

If we say it happened, we link where you can check it.

15% Goes Back

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

Parody, Not a Campaign

Not affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser or his campaign.

The receipts

Phil's Record, Itemized

Every receipt links to its source. Read it, check it, then make up your own mind.

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Where 15% goes

Keep Colorado Constitutional

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional, a citizen-led coalition working on constitutional issues in Colorado.

Visit Keep Colorado Constitutional

Now Put It on Your Bumper.

You've seen the receipts. Pick a sticker and let the rest of Colorado catch up.

Shop Stickers

Stickers with opinions. Parody with receipts.

PhuckPhil is parody and political commentary. Not affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser or his campaign.

Where 15% Goes

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

Visit the coalition

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