Colorado politics, now in sticker form

Stick It to Phil.

Phil Weiser wants a promotion. We pulled the receipts on his record and turned the punchlines into stickers. 15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

  • Stickers with opinions
  • 15% of profits to Keep Colorado Constitutional
  • Every claim gets a receipt
  • Parody, not a campaign

Meet Phil

The Record, Not the Ad

Campaign ads give you the smile and the handshake. We give you the receipts: decisions, policies and public statements from Phil's career in public office, each with a source you can check.

See All the Receipts

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Receipt No. 001


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Receipt No. 002


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Receipt No. 003


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The sticker drop

Pick Your Sticker

Stickers first. T-shirts and coffee mugs are planned.

See the Whole Shop

Where the Money Goes

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional, a citizen-led coalition working on constitutional issues in Colorado.

Visit Keep Colorado Constitutional

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

(fair questions, honestly)

What is PhuckPhil?

PhuckPhil is a political parody shop about Colorado politics, aimed squarely at Phil Weiser's record as a politician. Read the full story on The Movement page.

Is this Phil Weiser's website?

Nope. PhuckPhil is parody and political commentary. It isn't affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser or his campaign.

What can I buy here?

Stickers, to start. T-shirts and coffee mugs are planned. Everything for sale is in the Shop.

Where does the money go?

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional, a citizen-led coalition working on constitutional issues in Colorado. See where 15% goes.

Where do you ship?

We're starting with Colorado. [Taylor: confirm where you ship and how shipping is charged]

Where do the claims on this site come from?

Every claim on The Movement page links to its source, so you can check it yourself before it goes on your car.

Say It With a Sticker.

Cheaper than a billboard. Louder than a yard sign.

Shop Stickers

Stickers with opinions. Parody with receipts.

PhuckPhil is parody and political commentary. Not affiliated with, authorized or endorsed by Phil Weiser or his campaign.

Where 15% Goes

15% of profits go to Keep Colorado Constitutional.

Visit the coalition

Order Questions

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Parody. Not affiliated with Phil Weiser or his campaign.